Anonymous asked: Do you care if a booty got stretch marks?
to quote Katt Williams:
“We don’t have no time to worry bout no shit like stretch marks… They came from either one of two things… Either you was big and got small, or you were small and got big! Either way we fuckin’, either way”
what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth
what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson
what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones
what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition
What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves